Junot Diaz (via reptilianbrain)
I just received a letter saying in less than a week, a warrant will be released to the department of justice for my arrest, including a fine of 250k and a half-decade in prison.
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I just watched Dave Chappelle quit stand up. Out in the Comcast Theater in Hartford, Connecticut, shivering in the open air, I can’t think that this is anything else. I felt this coming just five minutes after the silver curtain had dropped dramatically, by which point the former Comedy Central star had barely gotten any jokes out. We all knew it was five minutes because, with an edge in his voice, Chappelle had ticked off the time.